The Preamble to the Constitution of the United States reads as follows:

    "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America."

    As we have told you, the Constitution is a living document.  Therefore, as your duly elected representatives, we have taken it upon ourselves to breathe new life into this old, somewhat out-dated document.  The new and improved version appears below:

    You were “The People.”  We are now “The People.” The Federal Government is the perfect vehicle for people obsessed with Power and Control!  Justice is subjective and requires empathy.  If necessary, we will take your guns to secure domestic tranquility.   When that is accomplished, we will use the armed services to provide for our defense against the wishes of the people.  We will take the fruits of your labor to provide for the general welfare state.  We will secure the blessings of liberty for ourselves, our powerful friends, and for those who make campaign contributions.  We vow to tax, borrow, and take from posterity to spend more on this generation.   All men are created equal; we are more equal than the masses.  We are the ruling elite.  We do ordain and establish Washington D.C. as the Epicenter of America.  All Power and Control will be vested in us, your representatives.